Carnegie Mellon University, yeah? I'm trying to get this Bachelor of Science in Computer Science thing and I expect to get it in May of 2012. I have a 3.90 GPA, but I really like my 4.00 over all computer science courses I have completed.
I went to high school, too. I graduated from Greensburg Salem School District in 2008 with a 3.97 GPA. Freshman gym class, my only B. I think losing 90lb over the next three years is better than 0.03 points in a silly metric.
Research Assistant in the Human-Computer Interaction Institute at Carnegie Mellon University
Linux Programmer for the Carnegie Mellon University Physics Department
Sales Associate at RadioShack (heck yes)
Automatic Monitoring of Complex Networks with RT and Nagios at the 8th RoEduNet International Conference. What a mouthful!
Web-based Content Management System. This was my senior project or something in high school.
Tool for automating the creation of operations instructions for Omnova Solutions. I did this in high school too.
Now that you've read this junk, here's the short and sweet PDF with all of the important stuff.